Our pirates will kidnap all the women passengers sailing with us and “encourage” them to help set the sails, and submit them to a rhythmic treatment that will prepare them to enjoy the voyage to its utmost. Once everyone is in the right mood, a fun-filled “Spanish Lesson” contest will begin pirate-style. After the fun comes the calm, when we share with each and every one of the tourists a little bit of our enormous culture by means of an impressive pre-Hispanic show. Our clients will enjoy a delicious dinner composed of medallions of beef in a mushroom sauce, brochette of shrimp al axiote, garden rice, Greek salad, and Chilean red and white wine. After dinner, pre-recorded music and a light show await the passengers so that they may enjoy their cruise while Captain Crispin continues with his shenanigans . Our main feature starts as darkness fall upon the bay: the “Pirate Show”, with terrible Captain Crispin waging an impressive battle against the townspeople of Puerto Vallarta, who will have canons placed on the Malecon and repel the furious captain’s attack with the help of Captain Sam, who will board the ship in full sail and vanquish the daring invader. This is followed by a beautiful message for the protection of children and world peace performed by the pirates on board to the tune of the famous song “We are the world”, under a shower of fireworks. This cruise ends with the explosive fiesta on board.